ChatGPT May Soon Be Comparable To PhDs [Humor]
“Q: Will it steal jobs? A: GPT-5 is unlikely to destabilize the job market, as it is overqualified for most positions while at the same time lacking any marketable skills. Its main option is adjunct work, but here its chances of taking over jobs are also doubtful; GPT-5 Plus will cost around twenty dollars a […]
“Trolley Problem Variations For Dads” [Humor]
“After you explain the situation to him, your father approaches the conductor and begins asking questions about what kind of engine he’s got in this thing.”
“Common Proverbs As Video Game Tutorials”
“Distant grass will always have a greener hue. You can fine-tune the appearance of distant grass in Settings > Graphics.”
A Humorous Look At Untouchable, Enormous Endowments
“Alternative Teaching Modalities In Hell” [Humor]
“In addition to synchronous, asynchronous, blended, and hybrid online courses, faculty are encouraged to adapt the following face-to-face modalities to promote student retention, community cohesion, and the joyful spirit of learning in Hell.”
“High School Theater Bingo”
On The Pressures Of Being A Teacher In COVID Times
COVID-19: “Effective Immediately: We Are Closing Our Homeschool” [Humor]
“Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter To The Tenure Committee”
McSweeney’s Calls For Stories From Young Immigrants (Any Country)
“What You Need to Know About Me is a new anthology (published by The Hawkins Project, co-founded by Dave Eggers) that highlights the experiences of young people (ages 11-24) who have immigrated from one country to another… Of our contributors, we want to know: How has the experience of migration impacted your life? What have been […]